I try to stay humble, I really do. But when your desk is featured in a photo gallery of “Gaming’s Greatest” and your name is dropped in a fan rap about Jeff Gerstmann, it’s hard not to think you’re the coolest person ever.

That second one might need some explanation, so check out the below video. The name drop is around 1:10.

 

The relevant lyrics:
The Hypertext protocol lost its meaning to all.
Choosing money over integrity became your downfall.
At 3 a.m. on November 30th 07
My RSS received news beyond my comprehension.
When I read the news on Joystiq it was hard to stomach.
I thought Kyle Orland must’ve fucking gone nuts or somethin’.
I was sooner to believe that he was being punished.
For pornography or siphoning money from the budget.”

Once that profile goes up in the Prince George’s Gazette, my head really is going to explode. Quick, insult me in the comments! It’s the only way to save my life!