Only man himself can control his videogame news. You’re nothing!
In this issue:
- Tony Hawk Looking for People to Play Tony Hawk: Ride With Him
- Charity “Desert Bus” Drive Goes from “Hope” to Havoc
- Actually, do you want to play with me?
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The Fryer, Vol. 23
Friday, December 11, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Editorials/Columns , Published Works , Video Games.
The Fryer: Vol. 22
Tuesday, November 17, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Editorials/Columns , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
Videogame news need not speak. When it is gone, the world will speak for it.
In this issue:
- Electronic Arts fires final employee as “cost-cutting measure”
- Local game store surprised, saddened over failure of Pop’n Music midnight launch event
- Nintendo announces “ultra-portable” DSi XS
The Fryer, Vol. 21
Tuesday, October 20, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Editorials/Columns , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
The gods of videogame news have abandoned me
In this issue:
- Chumbawumba: We’re “totally open” to the idea of Chumbawumba: Rock Band
- Angry fans stage boycott of Madagascar Kartz, demand new content
- Nintendo reassigns massive development division to DSi clock and calculator development
The Fryer: Vol. 20
Thursday, October 15, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
You are likely to be eaten by a videogame news
- Warner Bros. Interactive announces Citizen Kane: The Video Game
- I’m sorry, but these reviewer freebies just don’t merit a perfect score
- Money-saving tips for gamers
The Fryer: Vol. 19
Thursday, October 1, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this videogame news.
In this issue:
- How to help your Xbox 360 fanboy cope with the PlayStation 3′s turnaround
- Police raid turns up “hundreds” of illegal casual games at office park
- Sega drops price of Genesis
The Fryer Vol. 18
Thursday, September 17, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
What is videogame news? A miserable pile of secrets!
In this edition:
- Have you heard about this new Beatles: Rock Star game? An editorial by Your Mom
- Valve founder offers free trips, games to all Left 4 Dead 2 boycotters
- Report: Scribblenauts players overusing guns
The Fryer Vol. 17
Thursday, September 3, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
Videogame news … videogame news never changes.
In this edition:
- Microsoft, Sony execs trade passive-aggressive barbs after price drops
- Warner Bros. announces Batman: The TV Show: The Game
- Exclusive: Halo’s “Spartans” to appear as Diablo III‘s mystery class!
The Fryer, Vol. 16
Friday, July 24, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose… videogame news.
In this issue:
- Konami announces new line of barely interactive “LetsRelax” games
- UFC president challenges all EA Sports employees to a fight
- Sony, Microsoft preparing answers to Wii Vitality Sensor
The Fryer, Vol. 15
Thursday, July 9, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , Esoteric , Published Works , Video Games.
Do a Videogame News Roll (Press R or Z twice)
In this volume:
- Report: 86 percent of your Xbox Live friends “watching a video or some shit”
- Tecmo/KOEI unenthusiastically reveals yet another Dynasty Warriors game
- Supermarket Sweep Live coming to Xbox Live Primetime
The Fryer, Vol. 14
Thursday, June 25, 2009Filed under Crispy Gamer , News/Features , Published Works , Video Games.
Which of these videogame news stories will prove the old axiom today?
In this issue:
- Left 4 Dead 2 boycott group offers manifesto, new demands
- L.A. Convention Center Neighbors File Complaints Over E3
- Uwe Boll: I’d “like to ruin Fallout next.”
